Not Made of Metal: Despite the name "Taylor’s Tins," these socks contain zero percent metal, aluminum, steel, or any fire-resistant alloys.

If you attempt to weld in them, slide down a pole, or battle a dragon, you do so at your own risk.

No Tactical Advantage: These socks will not make you faster, stronger, smarter, or better at your job. They may, however, make your ankles feel vaguely hugged and your dignity slightly threatened. Firefighter Approved? Unclear.

No official fire department has endorsed these socks. One guy named Rick said they were "fine," and we’re running with that. 

No Flame Resistance: If you light your feet on fire while wearing these socks, that's on you. In fact, that’s probably on a lot of questionable life choices, but we’re not legally responsible for any of them. Fit May Vary: Socks are shaped generally like feet.

That’s as much as we can promise. If you put them on your hands, head, or pet ferret, results may vary (and again—not our problem).

All Sales Are Final Unless You Whine About It: We reserve the right to laugh at complaints, frame them in the office, and still issue a refund if your email is funny enough.