Packed Live. No refunds. No regrets. Probably some gravel.

$60 — Limited to 10 total.

Are you a sane, rational person? Then this product is not for you.
Do you have $60 and a severely flawed sense of judgment? Welcome to the 200oz Taylor’s Tins Chaos Cup.

We have exactly ten of these absurdly large 200oz metal cups. They will be packed live on Facebook by Taylor himself. What’s going inside? No one knows—not even Taylor. Could be:

• A sticker.

• A stock shield.

• An old keyboard key.

• A shovel of gravel from the parking lot.

• A single bolt.

• A used Post-it note that says “STOP YELLING.”

• Or maybe something actually cool. No promises. No logic.

Each cup is a metal time capsule of poor decisions, shop chaos, and whatever the hell Taylor reaches for during the livestream.

Rules for Cup Ownership:

• You don’t get to pick what’s inside.

• You do get to watch it packed live.

• You will question your choices.

• You won’t get a refund.

• You might get a piece of our soul (accidentally).

Only 10 available. First come, first confused.
Once they’re gone, they’re gone—and so is your dignity.

Buy the cup. Embrace the chaos. You little freak.