You didn’t ask for it. But here ya go.

It’s a tiny fire helmet. It sits there.... That’s the whole job. Doesn’t do much... Doesn’t answer the phone. Might hold down a single Posty note if there isn't a breeze.

You can even customize the shield, because of course you can... It’s the perfect gift for the firefighter who already owns everything… or that psycho Taylor's Tins Fan in your life.

Set it on your desk. Stare at it. Wonder why you bought it. Then realize it actually looks kinda cool.

That’s it. No heroics, no meaning, just a small metal helmet doing absolutely nothing and doing it beautifully.